arashi spam in brief: jun is fabulously gay, ohno is a grumpy artiste

[cimorene]

ohno and jun present... little league! ohno's pretty much okay with it when they recorded the arashi chat segment, here. and jun's probably happy that he got to put his nailpolish back on, too. or else just happy that he totally pwns ohno during the episode. ohno's a good sport. here, that is - not so much during the episode.




nino stares. at ohno. this isn't unusual by any means, but at first i was puzzled by the intensity. it could be creepy if it were anyone but ohmiya! but after watching the episode i feel i understand. he was probably a bit disturbed by the thought of his poor ohno being forced to do sports against his will. no, in fact, he is miffed because he loves baseball and ohno hates it and didn't even appreciate his good fortune. i feel the cosmic unfairness of it all, really. poor nino. i'm sure ohno would have gladly traded.




where are today's grandchildren? at this point ohno is already dragging his feet. he's really not into baseball.




ohno doesn't like sports! "i don't even know the rules!" he protests, while making a lot of pouty grumpy faces reminiscent of wee!cim whenever i was forced to go outside and/or involve myself in sports and things.




didn't he at least play it as a child? no! he was an artiste! 

but all the same, he lets himself be put into a little baseball uniform and sullenly follows out a bouncy, giggling, glowy jun, who turns out to kind of rock at baseball, and has even removed his nailpolish for the occasion.




at the first break, ohno is winded and collapses in the shade, but jun is busy building up his fanclub. here we have ohno glancing over at jun and his expression of "what the hell is THAT? and how is he SO GAY even while being so much more manly than me?"




indeed, jun is THAT gay. here we have a crowd of little-leaguers who probably all went home that night and said "mommy, when i grow up, i want to be super-gay, just like matsujun!"




at lunch, jun practises gay hat-flipping techniques.




fabulous, jun. ten points!

Comments

[aeslis]

God, that pose when he's talking to the little kids is like, the EPITOME if gay. Even though I know how gay Jun is it still makes me blink!

[cimness.livejournal.com]

he is the King of Gay! :D

[elfiepike.livejournal.com]

i had not noticed that he had taken off his nailpolish! omg! also, now i'm imagining you making all of ohno's faces. ahahahah. oh, excellent. XD

[cimness.livejournal.com]

i think i don't do them so much anymore, but i gather partly they have become unconscious: wax has remarked on my pouty faces and puppy eyes before. as a kid i used to scowl a lot for fun, because my parents always thought it was cute - particularly in photographs (though that to be ornery because it kind of pissed them off). i don't think my faces were really as good as ohno's though. ohno pwns at faces of WTF?.

[littlewolfstar.livejournal.com]

OH JUN!!!~XDDD ♥♥

[cimness.livejournal.com]

:D ♥♥ that pose is indescribably fabulous!