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[cimorene]

my mom: i have a little hint that you're not going to like, but if i have to mop that floor to get the dog urine off of it he's going to become an outside dog. i didn't sign up for this kind of problems and he's supposed to be an outside dog and i still have an enclosure that i can put him in, and...
me: so what you're saying, in english, is that you want me to mop the floor.
mom: YES. in the NEAR future. not the distant future.

[edit: no, really, what the fuck is the *matter* with her?]