Mikey would punch you in the face! That's his brother you're talking about!

[cimorene]

wax: Pigs aren't even allowed to be fed bio-engineered food in Finland.
cim: But that's just if you're going to eat them, right?
wax: Why else would you have a pig?
cim: I dunno, like a pet pig?
wax: But the only reason you'd want to give a pig bio-engineered food, which is to make them grow big really fast, would be if they were for food anyway. If it's a pet pig you want -
cim: - it to be small and cuddly, like Gerard Way?
wax: Yes. ...Did you just compare Gerard to a pet pig?
cim: Well...
wax: I think Mikey would have to come punch you in the face, and then go like "Ow! My hand!" And then call Pete Wentz to beat you up for him.

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[anglepoiselamp.livejournal.com]

My brother is always talking about how he wants to get one of those pet minipigs. A black one. Named Fluffy.

Then again, he also wants a guinea pig, a puppy, a llama, and an iguana. A boy can dream, I suppose.

This is a completely off topic sort of comment, so I'd just like to add that you guys have the best conversations. You should consider taping them and selling them on Ebay. ;D

[cimness.livejournal.com]

It's always TOO LATE! I want instant replay on life!