Badfic Summaries of the Day

[cimorene]

1. Summary: Mikey is remembering his senior year in high school. (But shhhh. You don't know that, because If you did, the ending would be kind of ruined.) Mikey is Frank's best friend. Mikey wants to do Frank against a wall. Frank doesn't know/ likes this chick. Mayhem ensues (sort of).



2. Summary: Does Bert stalk him because he is a vampire or because he was really in love with him?



3. Summary: He’s a serial arsonist. He’s cold, kaniving, manipulative, and for the right amount of money, he’ll exact your revenge. He leaves no forensic evidence, can pin it on someone else, or make it look accidental. He’s never made a mistake. He’s Michael Way, and he’ll set you on fire.



4. Summary:In the past, Gerard made the mistake of pushing himself on Mikey in a drunken rant. Now, Mikey is having his revenge and Gerard is at his mercy. Literally. Like practically sexslave mercy, only more evil and scary. Normally, he would have loved this... Can he escape from this? Or will he be forced to live locked in the dank, dark basement of his own home? Until he can, he is nothing more than Mikey's little secret.



5. Summary: Gerard and Mikey are brothers who have grown up in the open and free countryside of Africa, away from all the evil and sins that other future-fuelled countries hold. When their village is attacked, their parents killed and the brothers are abducted to be sold as slaves in the city of the USA, how drastically will their lives change?

Comments

[ajodasso.livejournal.com]

...I just, what?

[cimness.livejournal.com]

There really is no end to the infinite variety and... appalling imaginativeness of badfic!

[phineasjones.livejournal.com]

even though i know, i know this stuff is out there... i just. i don't want to believe it. i mean... really? really???

[cimness.livejournal.com]

Scout's honour! Some of it with like thirty chapters or more!

[hakeer.livejournal.com]

I want to be kaniving too!

[cimness.livejournal.com]

I know! It sounds sort of like Evel Knievel, and like there might be some kind of secret pun involved or something.

[birdsflying]

Ahahaha. Gee and Mikey in Africa. I can't even. I'm torn by amusement and utter horror about what sort of Africa we're looking at. I just. WHAT?

Bert as a vampire though. I <3 that like a fat kid <3 cake.

[cimness.livejournal.com]

Bert the vampire STALKER. Maybe they eventually get some voodoo priestess/witch/Alicia using information from the internet to, you know, perform a banishment or something and that's why Bert's got a big grudge.

And, yeah, the Africa one... I dunno. I think it's set in the future.

[norah.livejournal.com]

I AM COLD AND KANIVING. As a matter of fact, I may work that into my journal titles somehow. *thinks*

[cimness.livejournal.com]

I'm afraid I'm more cold than kaniving. I wish I could lay claim to the whole epithet. :/

[kyuuketsukirui.livejournal.com]

Wait WHAT!?

I had things to say about the others, but then I got to #5 and MY BRAIN BROKE. Just. I have no words.

[cimness.livejournal.com]

Every time I think about that one, it gets more hilariously offensive/stupid/mesmerising and I make more of the ":?" face.

[bexless.livejournal.com]

Kaniving! My new favourite thing ever.

[cimness.livejournal.com]

Justifiably popular!