Badfic Summaries of the Day

[cimorene]

1. Summary: Gerard is a bitty man, living with his mother in his basement and never leaves the house. Who knows him enough to bring him letters everyday and who’s that desperate to make a bitter man happy? [I'm a bitty man, and I'm also evil, also into caaaats!]



2. SummaryMpreg. Both of them a parent to 3 children (all boys) and currently Frank(momma) pregnant with the couple fourth child.



3. Summary: Brendon and Ryan have been lovers in Pompeii for several years, and they're not aware of it yet, but they are living through the eruption of Mt. Vesuvius. ["Baby? Oh, I didn't see you behind this mysterious could of smoke in the livingroom. What's up with that, anyway?"]



4. Summary: "Ryan, I'm pregnant," Sophia confessed. Ryan shot out of his chair only to realize that he had no idea why. He must have looked pretty stupid; just standing there, staring at the girl like she had grown an extra head. Technically, she was growing one in her stomach.



5. Summary: AU. After years of homophobic remarks finally get to Frank, he decides to do something drastic and attends a seminar which guarantees to turn him straight. At the seminar, he meets Gerard Way, one of the group’s “success” stories. The pair become close and a sticky situation becomes a hell of a lot stickier. [I know this is horrible, but I kind of want to read this one.]

Comments

[cimness.livejournal.com]

Well, Frank is bittier than Gerard, actually. Gerard is pretty wee though. (Now I have this goddamned country song stuck in my head: "Well it's all riiiiiight to be little-bitty!")

[sinden.livejournal.com]

oh, see, that's were I was confused. I was thinking it was a horrendous typo and was meant to be bitter. ;)

[cimness.livejournal.com]

Psh, BORING!

[sinden.livejournal.com]

I know. That's why I was so confused.