Badfic Summaries of the Day

[cimorene]

1. Summary: AU. Gerard is a slightly crumpled, quiet History teacher at a comprehensive in the UK. Ray is an enthusiastic, happy-go-lucky English teacher on exchange from the US.



2. Summary: Mikey’s 12 and Gee is 15. That’s all I can really tell you.
   Author’s Note: I had this idea for a while and I finally got it all down so I hope you like it. I’d say it’s kinda a PWP but there’s something a little deeper there. I think?



3. Summary:“Shoot me Brendon.” he said calmly, not a trace of fear in his voice.



4. Summary:"First off, we found this in Mr. Urie's, err, pants. heh." I felt my cheeks turn red as she handed me the folded up paper.



5. Summary: They came to be witness to this so-called spectacular day, but Gerard didn’t see it that way. They had traveled far for this day, when the king of the largest clan of lycanthrope, would at last take a mate. [In this story, Gerard and Mikey are half-vampire, half-werewolf, and Gerard is the king of the werewolves, while Mikey is an evil vampire and lives in Romania with The Mama. And he hates Frank, who has been Gerard's bff/soulmate since they were tiny little kids. And they try to kill each other - Mikey and Frank I mean - but Gerard stops them with a display of Werewolf King dominance. By growling.] [ETA: look, I know, I totally wanted to read it too! She abandoned it after one chapter, I'm afraid. I could have giggled/boggled through a novel's worth of that shit. *wistful sigh*]

Comments

[cimness.livejournal.com]

Interesting question. I feel like it might be harder to make that funny, somehow. Like the layers of meta and irony don't match up right. The Addams family is... not unconnected already with goth-ness. It seems like it would be like writing an AU where Inspector Gadget was the dude from Get Smart or something.

On the other hand, just having them living in a haunted mansion together and being even more obsessed with death and black magic in a vaguely Addams-family way would probably be fun, at least. If not unlike a concept Gerard would probably come up with for some concept liner notes somewhere.