Badfic Summaries of the Day

[cimorene]

1. Summary: AU. Gerard is a slightly crumpled, quiet History teacher at a comprehensive in the UK. Ray is an enthusiastic, happy-go-lucky English teacher on exchange from the US.



2. Summary: Mikey’s 12 and Gee is 15. That’s all I can really tell you.
   Author’s Note: I had this idea for a while and I finally got it all down so I hope you like it. I’d say it’s kinda a PWP but there’s something a little deeper there. I think?



3. Summary:“Shoot me Brendon.” he said calmly, not a trace of fear in his voice.



4. Summary:"First off, we found this in Mr. Urie's, err, pants. heh." I felt my cheeks turn red as she handed me the folded up paper.



5. Summary: They came to be witness to this so-called spectacular day, but Gerard didn’t see it that way. They had traveled far for this day, when the king of the largest clan of lycanthrope, would at last take a mate. [In this story, Gerard and Mikey are half-vampire, half-werewolf, and Gerard is the king of the werewolves, while Mikey is an evil vampire and lives in Romania with The Mama. And he hates Frank, who has been Gerard's bff/soulmate since they were tiny little kids. And they try to kill each other - Mikey and Frank I mean - but Gerard stops them with a display of Werewolf King dominance. By growling.] [ETA: look, I know, I totally wanted to read it too! She abandoned it after one chapter, I'm afraid. I could have giggled/boggled through a novel's worth of that shit. *wistful sigh*]

Comments

[birdsflying]

Who in the hell still uses the term 'comprehensive schools' in the UK? what? Also: AHAHAHA.

I still kind of want to read that werewolf/vampire fic. Um.

[cimness.livejournal.com]

What I told Bex. (http://cimorene111.livejournal.com/2298443.html?replyto=6580299) I thought about giving you the link anyway. I'm sorry I didn't, now.

[bexless.livejournal.com]

Look, I'm not going to lie. I really want to read the werewolf one.

[cimness.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I mean... I actually did! But she only wrote one chapter. Sadly, all that happened was that Gerard threw a diva fit and his grand vizier went and fetched Frank, and they canoodled for a bit and discussed how an arranged marriage was the only way to go really even though they wanted to go public with their Big Gay Love. Then Mikey and The Mama showed up and acted vampiric and menacing, Mikey tried to kill Frank, Frank tried to kill Mikey, and Gerard growled at them. And then they all went to the Werewolf Bride-Picking Ceremony. The End! I'd link you anyway except I lost the link, not realising that there would be no further chapters.

[kyuuketsukirui.livejournal.com]

The first one sounds like it could be good. But why is Gerard randomly British?

[cimness.livejournal.com]

Because the author wanted to not use an American-picker??? I can only assume. You're right, though, it really does (although it wasn't, and I'm pretty sure it was also an abandoned wip). It's a prime candidate for a badfic summary-based fic prompt!

[elfiepike.livejournal.com]

i think that someone needs to write the "meeting mama way" story. ie: wherein all the other guys met mama way.

or possibly just where bob met mama way.

[cimness.livejournal.com]

Well... that wouldn't be very far-fetched, at least!

[elfiepike.livejournal.com]

i feel like someone with a talent for humor would be able to pull off the proper jokes in it.

on the other hand: why is there not a mcr as the addams family?

[cimness.livejournal.com]

Interesting question. I feel like it might be harder to make that funny, somehow. Like the layers of meta and irony don't match up right. The Addams family is... not unconnected already with goth-ness. It seems like it would be like writing an AU where Inspector Gadget was the dude from Get Smart or something.

On the other hand, just having them living in a haunted mansion together and being even more obsessed with death and black magic in a vaguely Addams-family way would probably be fun, at least. If not unlike a concept Gerard would probably come up with for some concept liner notes somewhere.

[hollsh.livejournal.com]

That last one about made my brain bleed.

[cimness.livejournal.com]

It hurts so good.