Badfic Summaries of the Day

[cimorene]

1. Summary: Spencer awakes to find Brendon and Ryan in his room and Jon unwittingly dressed in a bunny suit.



2. Summary: My favorite ranger was the pink ranger, hands-down. When I told Gerard this, he would tell me that the pink ranger was stupid. Being four years old, I argued until I cried. After this, I was dead silent while watching Power Rangers. [Because Gerard is CRUEL at heart and therefore can't be Mikey's OTP! So it's obviously Frank!]



3. Summary: "Face it, Mikey. You're a girl. Give or take a few body parts and, y'know...estrogen."



4. Summary:Gerard and Frank are hit men from a different dimention.



5. Summary: Thus was the life of I; a 14 year old with a lust of blood within the back of my mind, awakened whenever called. There was a beast, a hunter, a shadow in my heart, who would take over me. It's the part of me that was passed down by my father. It's in my blood. This is me. Ryan Ross.  The assasin. Dulcet Bane. Sweet poison. Sweet death.

Comments

[birdsflying]

RyRo an assassin? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

And, um, surely the first one was just...the video for 'clothes off? Hah!

[sinden.livejournal.com]

RyRo would totally be from the Martin Blank school of assassination.

[cimness.livejournal.com]

I KNOW. FTW.

[sinden.livejournal.com]

So Mikey's actually a boy? ;)

[cimness.livejournal.com]

I didn't show you the one about how Mikey loved the pink power ranger and Gerard mocked him and destroyed his childhood. D:

[sinden.livejournal.com]

I think I'm scared now.

[cimness.livejournal.com]

Oh I lie. I totally posted that one. It's the Black Death one that I didn't post. And also the Theban Band one.

[sinden.livejournal.com]

You did. Oh, um, don't tell me about them. :)

[cimness.livejournal.com]

MUAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA.

[sinden.livejournal.com]

Am I going to need bleach for these?

[cimness.livejournal.com]

Hmm, probably not really. It's more the mere idea of them that is so hilarious. But then I didn't actually read them, so we only have the summaries to go by.

[sinden.livejournal.com]

I think I'm becoming accustomed to all these. I'm becoming inured. You can't shock me any more.

[cimness.livejournal.com]

...I... don't know whether to feel disappointed or accomplished.

[sinden.livejournal.com]

Then again, you haven't actually hit with any bleach warning fics, so I may be speaking too soon.

[cimness.livejournal.com]

Just wait! :}

[sinden.livejournal.com]

Uh oh.

[kyuuketsukirui.livejournal.com]

"Thus was the life of I"?!

[cimness.livejournal.com]

Fish. in. a. barrel.

[hollsh.livejournal.com]

...so...THAT destroyed his childhood? Really?

What a pussy.

[cimness.livejournal.com]

That's what Gerard thought, ahahhahaha.

[elfiepike.livejournal.com]

oh oh. i kind of would totally read number four, ahahahahahah. ♥

[cimness.livejournal.com]

But WHAT dimension??? There's so many unanswered questions!

[elfiepike.livejournal.com]

i hope hope hope it is a DIMENSION OF YELLOW like the green arrow's nemesis. or possibly the FOURTH DIMENSION. or or or--really the possibilities are endless!

[cimness.livejournal.com]

DIMENSION OF RAINBOWS?? DIMENSION OF PENGUINS?? DIMENSION OF BUBBLING LAVA WITH LITTLE ISLANDS THAT YOU HAVE TO JUMP BETWEEN??? DIMENSION OF NO GRAVITY?