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  1. Summary: After meeting his brother's new friend, Ray, Mikey starts question just how straight he really is. When Ray invites the two brothers to join his Dungeons & Dragons campaign, Mikey realizes that Ray might not be either.


  2. Disclaimer-- If you didn't know this was true by now, you're clearly lost. I also don't know if Ryan reads the bible.
    Summary-- Ryan Ross is pretty much the biggest prude in the history of his school. Brendon Urie is the popular gay whore of the school who likes to give guys head during their lunch breaks. But one day, when Ryan watches his first Sex Ed movie in his Sex Ed class, he finds himself with a little... Problem. Will the modest Ryan go to Brendon for help? Or will he just have to be humiliated for the rest of his school day?


  3. Summary: Ryan sees something he shouldn't have, and goes into witness protection. Oh, and there might be snakes. On his plane.


  4. Summary: Gerard has a bottle of Crisco and a willing Billie Joe. The honeymoon from heaven or the honeymoon from a bad porno? You decide.


  5. Summery: William is 2nd in command in the Dandies clan and he has found his mates, the trouble is he turned one without consent and the other is best friends with the other. And to top it all off his Sire, the 1st in command is coming to the states. How is William going to survive this?

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Date: 18 Jul 2007 12:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] futureperfect.livejournal.com
4. *chants* Porno! Porno! Porno! Porno!

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Date: 18 Jul 2007 01:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cimness.livejournal.com
In heaven they only use self-heating scented massage oil.

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Date: 18 Jul 2007 12:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kmazzy.livejournal.com
i actually want to read the first one - even though i don't actually know anything about MCR!

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Date: 18 Jul 2007 01:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cimness.livejournal.com
I did, but she abandoned it after two chapters. They didn't even start playing D&D. :[

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Date: 18 Jul 2007 01:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kmazzy.livejournal.com
oh well that sucks. wips are the most evil of evil things. *shakes fist*

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Date: 18 Jul 2007 12:50 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] kyuuketsukirui.livejournal.com
Wow, you really hit the goldmine today.

I never knew D&D = gay before. Thanks for enlightening me, badfic! I could have found myself in some awkward situations.

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Date: 18 Jul 2007 01:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cimness.livejournal.com
I know!! To think my dad used to play that!

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Date: 18 Jul 2007 02:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hollsh.livejournal.com
Wow, I should tell Chris that D&D is gay-making, he used to play a lot.

and #4...can't they afford lube? They're going to wreck the fucking sheets. Not to mention they'll reek of crisco! How is that sexy??

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Date: 18 Jul 2007 02:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cimness.livejournal.com
I know, if you're ever going to splurge on real lube, I'd say the honeymoon was the time.

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Date: 18 Jul 2007 02:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] special-trille.livejournal.com
*has a secret love of witness protection plots*

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Date: 18 Jul 2007 02:48 pm (UTC)

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Date: 18 Jul 2007 02:22 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] annlarimer.livejournal.com
Given the choices, I gotta go with bad porno.

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Date: 18 Jul 2007 02:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cimness.livejournal.com
Although as far as I know the porn industry hasn't yet cottoned on to the tremendous market for Green Day / My Chemical Romance porn.

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Date: 18 Jul 2007 02:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elfiepike.livejournal.com
so is there a union for school whores?

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Date: 18 Jul 2007 02:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cimness.livejournal.com
We should start one.

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Date: 19 Jul 2007 08:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elfiepike.livejournal.com
ahahaha, who is the local representative who makes sure that they get their proper breaks and only work a certain number of hours and inspects the rooms they work in to make sure they are up to standard? i secretly hope it is brendon, because that would be hi-larious.

are there other school whores besides brendon and frankie? or is this the kind of thing one can only discover through intense excavation of badfic?

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Date: 19 Jul 2007 11:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cimness.livejournal.com
Not that I have so far discovered. Pete might be one? But I haven't excavated enough of patrickxpeter to be sure, like.

The local representative is obviously Spencer. As any fanon-versed person knows, Spencer loves anything that involves logic, planning, or numbers, and is probably a math genius.

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Date: 18 Jul 2007 02:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pixxers.livejournal.com
These summaries are beginning to sound good to me.

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Date: 18 Jul 2007 03:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cimness.livejournal.com
It's the Badfic Effect! (Plus, they kind of are.)

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Date: 18 Jul 2007 04:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kegom.livejournal.com
1. So that's why the D&D players in our school mostly didn't have girlfriends! They were all gay! XDDD


Do you keep recs of those fics on your del.icio.us account? Because I'd quite like to read some of them... (I quite enjoy watching movies or reading books with stereotypes on occasion. It's nice to know sometimes what exactly to expect.)

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Date: 18 Jul 2007 07:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cimness.livejournal.com
No, I don't keep any record of the badfic.

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Date: 19 Jul 2007 08:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sinden.livejournal.com
So D&D is inherently gay-making? *boggles* Why did no one tell me this before?

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Date: 19 Jul 2007 11:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cimness.livejournal.com
New plan: find hot girl, take hot girl to D&D, voila! It's simple, beautiful and foolproof.

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Date: 19 Jul 2007 11:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sinden.livejournal.com
And all this time I thought I was mostly straight. Geez, did I have it wrong.

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