Badfic Summaries of the Day

[cimorene]

1. SUMMARY: AU | Take a look into the lives of Peter Wentz and Patrick Stump, bus boys extremes.  (Later: SUMMARY: AU | Take a look into the lives of Peter Wentz and Patrick Stump, busser by day, maybe lovers at night? Naaah, not yet, but one can hope... )



2. Warnings: It's crap! And there's a small mention of het, but it's on Emily
   Summary: Patrick's a prince. And boy is his dad gonna be pissed to hear...



3. Summary: Bob has gone into hospital, and no one knows why. [Now I have this image of My Chem walking down the street, and Bob suddenly dashing off, and the others are like, "Wow." "Yeah, he HATES hospitals." "Huh."]



4. Summary: Brendon thinks it'd be funny to give the fans "something to talk about."



5. Summary: The trunk was gnarled and old, but there were numerous ax marks, chainsaw scars, knife wounds carved into its flesh. They looked old too, moss growing along its wrinkled bark, the branches swaying eerily, whistling silent sins, a past of nightmare, blood, death. Darker than death. Darker than sin.

Comments

[sinden.livejournal.com]

1. bus boys extremes? I no understand.
3. He's pregnant, he just never told anyone.
5. Is the tree a metaphor?

[cimness.livejournal.com]

And is a busser like someone who goes around and kisses you after you pay the check?

I don't know exactly what's up with the tree of evil. I was LOLing and forgot to look at the actual badfic.

[sinden.livejournal.com]

And do they bungee from the light fittings or something to acheive that end?

[pixxers.livejournal.com]

Number 5. Oh, God, number 5.

I'm just about ready to go looking for these fics, but I'm afraid that to read them would ruin the pristine hilarity of these summaries.

[cimness.livejournal.com]

LOL - isn't that always the way? It's like how the trailers always have all the funny moments!

[someblazingstar.livejournal.com]

1. "Bus boy extremes"? Why am I picturing them, like, on snowboards in a Mountain Dew commercial, only also carrying those plastic tubs that busboys put glasses and stuff in?

4. See, that could actually be a good summary for an MCR fic. Or for MCR in general. "I know! I'll shove my tongue down your throat in the middle of a show! THAT'LL get 'em talking!" ACK, how can I go back to normal fandom when this band is actually bringing classic slashfic cliches to wonderful, wonderful life? Next Gerard and Frank will be trapped in a closet together or something...

5. Now I'm picturing the Tree of Rape from Evil Dead. (Which was the movie I was considering writing for the reel_band thing, but I spazzed on the deadline. Damnit.)


(p.s. Hallo... I've been following your fic, like, forever, and am super pleased that such talented and discerning people are in this fandom too. yay!!)