Badfic Summaries of the Day

[cimorene]

1. Summary: Very short fic, just a weird little conversation between Brendon and Ryan. It's kind of an out-take from my 'Battle of the Bands' story, except that I would never seriously consider putting it in the story. And yet, I still felt the need to share the pain >.<;



2. Summary: To me, death is just a hospice. A consecrated oasis. Rest time. Really, death is just sleeping for a very long time.



3. Summary:“Daddy!” Halyn cried sweetly.
   “Mhm?” Brendon answered, back turned to his baby girl.
   “Sing for me!” she squealed happily.



4. Summary: Mikey and Gerard are a lot a like. They both smoke. They both write poems. And they are both in love with each other.



5. Summary: Patrick is an orphaned boy looking for mischief in the streets. Pete lives in solitary luxury behind brass gates.

Comments

[mercymydarling.livejournal.com]

*dies laughing*

The last two are my favorites. *g*

[cimness.livejournal.com]

Yeah, so is Patrick, like, Aladdin? And Pete is Jasmine?

[someblazingstar.livejournal.com]

1. I have always loved fics where the authors openly admit that what they wrote is nothing but a bunch of mindless gibberish, yet they felt compelled to share it anyway.

...except that sometimes, some really awesome fics are prefaced or start out the same way. Damnit, guys, make it hard why don't you??

2. If the person who wrote that summary is over the age of 16, I will eat my hat.

3. "HALYN" NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

4. Mikey, Gerard, and at least 60% of all male members of the goth/emo/punk/generic "alternative" scene.

5. *gasp* I wonder what will happen????

[cimness.livejournal.com]

But don't tell Mikey and Gerard that they aren't unique! Especially Gerard.

[someblazingstar.livejournal.com]

"Sorry, Gerard, you are not a special, unique snowflake. At least not for being a gayish nicotine-addicted poet."

...*single crystalline emo tear!*