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[cimorene]

My sister just came and asked me if I knew the symptoms of concussion because when she was taking a shower, the detachable shower head slipped free and hit her on the head and now it hurts. That wouldn't be hilarious if I had even the slightest fear that she were really concussed, I promise.

Also she went to one of her high school's football games tonight. On purpose. To hang out. Oh, for the love of little green boxes with lids, not in my family! On second thought, should I friendslock this? I don't want just anyone to know this sort of embarrassing material about me, do I?