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[cimorene]

It's been a while, so this is a mixed bag. But I will start with the best first!

• Title: Cancer [1/1]
  Pairing: Bob/Ray
  POV: Bob's
  Summary: I will not kiss you, because the hardest part of this is leaving you.
  Author Notes: SORRY MODS. The first time I sent this through, I was an idiot and forgot the story! :D Also, I know next to nothing about cancer so forgive me if I got something wrong =.= Written with Cancer on repeat D:
  Warnings: ...Character death. D:


• notes: my forth fic here! woo.


• Author's Notelet: I have no idea whether or not this counts as a drabble. Short, at any rate.


• Summary: Jon’s lonely. But he doesn’t mind. Maybe.


• Rating: G/PG. Implied sexual favors. Mention of...body hair.


• Author's notes - I went from past tense to present tense. ^^; Sorry about that. But, in my humble opinion, tense is overrated. (perhael found this one.)


• Title: Flat Tire?
  Summary: Stephen has a flat tire :(


• Summary: It's someone's birthday. Or is it...?


• Title: A Question Of 'Wanting It'...
  Summary: Does he want it?


• Title: Wrong
  Summary: Things aren't quite right.


• Summary: While apart, they seek solace in the arms (and between the legs) of other people.


• Disclaimer: None of the people in this little – I hesitate to call it a story – belong to me or, as a matter of fact, to anyone else other than themselves.

Comments

[elfiepike.livejournal.com]

clearly i went to the wrong school of fiction! ...or did i? maybe!

[phineasjones.livejournal.com]

omg, i have now clawed out my eyeballs. best first, indeed.

[hollsh.livejournal.com]

...mention of body hair? Was this written by a 13 year old??

[cimness.livejournal.com]

... actually that's not impossible...

[kyuuketsukirui.livejournal.com]

Hee! I think my favorites are the tense one and seeking solace between the legs of other people.

[emmuzka.livejournal.com]

Go forth my boy, because the tense is overrated! Or is it..?

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Bob and Ray? The radio comedians?

[morningfine]

Title: Wrong
Summary: Things aren't quite right.

That... is pretty damn accurate for all of these. Man, I want to use they seek solace in the arms (and between the legs) of other people in a conversation.

[sinden.livejournal.com]

OMG!!! NOT BODY HAIR!!!

[vass]

I hesitate to call it a story! Win!

The cancer one: makes me cry. Which is what the author's aiming for. Unfortunately, I am not crying for the reason she intended. Surely she could have gotten her information about cancer from some other song source? ('Cancer' the song isn't exactly free of factual errors: e.g. if he's dying, why is he still doing chemo? Chemo is about as far from palliative care as you can get.)

[cimness.livejournal.com]

Ahahah. I can't imagine any song that would be sufficiently informative to act as your sole source of research for a story when you didn't know anything about a disease.

[brownbetty]

And, like, a common disease, which a lot of people have first, second, or third-hand contact with. And couldn't possibly have strong emotions about.

[eyebrowofdoom.livejournal.com]

... or is it?

wtf