the nanny diaries

[cimorene]

I just watched the shittiest movie I've seen in, oh, six months at least. Wax watching occasionally over my shoulder and I were both inspired to hurl invectives, groan aloud and froth at the mouth at the insipid turns of plot, clichéed and unlikeable supporting characters, and incredibly spineless and idiotic protagonist. I now feel dirty, like I've just read one of those godawful best-selling women's novels aimed at middle aged women. I've seen better made-for-the-family-channel TV movies. I've seen better episodes of Charmed, okay? I wish someone would go break the screenwriters' kneecaps. And now I'd really like to watch The Sarah Connor Chronicles to get the taste out of my mouth (I finally saw Terminator 2 last night). In related news (related because Natalie + Scarlett = The Other Boleyn Girl), Mr Magorium's Wonder Emporium was originally supposed to be released this month here, but it's been bumped all the way back to June. Fuckers.