fuck microsoft

[cimorene]

A job requiring Microsoft software be used is like an employer refusing to hire you unless you ride to work everyday on a motorcycle that is prone to exploding driven by a crazy person who is prone to kidnapping you without warning and leaving you in distant places, as well as to stealing your stuff.

("Ow! Where am I? Dammit, now I'm going to be three days late to work again and - where's my briefcase?! I'll have to start over from scratch on the file he stole. Also my head hurts!")