cimorene

it's another psa, and so soon! please contain your applause.

when heating toaster strudels via toaster, it is often prudent to actually depress the lever which causes the toaster to turn on. this greatly decreases the preparation time of the strudels (one might say 'infinitely,' as technically any time at all is infinitely sooner than never) as well as decreasing the likelihood that all the creamcheese icing will be melted or consumed by the diabetic cat when you get around to icing the strudels with it.

::slate scratches his cheekbones on a cardboard box::

don't you like the term 'heating element'? i thought so.