no more badfic headers

[cimorene]

But I did find a backlog of Bad Delicious Comments from last spring. For the most part I didn't click the links, so you're free to imagine yourselves whether or not the stories lived down to the summaries.

• Harry Potter has returned to Hogwarts as assistant Defence teacher after destroying Voldemort in the summer. Severus Snape on the other hand has finally been given the Defence Against the Dark Arts position, albeit with Harry as his ass



• Harry spends the summer at a whorehouse and returns to Hogwarts very different. Draco fancies himself in love with this new effeminate boy.



• Snape and Harry are Americans, living in Illinois. Snape is a Muggle librarian, and Harry is a deaf patron (and adult, for those who dislike cross-gen).



• harry is sold into sexual slavery. snape mentors him. he finds family with the weasleys. some gratuitous insane!hermione as a plot device to avoid mpreg. worth a read through.

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[cimness.livejournal.com]

Sorry, can't help you! I really, really emphatically did not read that one.