no more badfic headers

[cimorene]

But I did find a backlog of Bad Delicious Comments from last spring. For the most part I didn't click the links, so you're free to imagine yourselves whether or not the stories lived down to the summaries.

• Harry Potter has returned to Hogwarts as assistant Defence teacher after destroying Voldemort in the summer. Severus Snape on the other hand has finally been given the Defence Against the Dark Arts position, albeit with Harry as his ass



• Harry spends the summer at a whorehouse and returns to Hogwarts very different. Draco fancies himself in love with this new effeminate boy.



• Snape and Harry are Americans, living in Illinois. Snape is a Muggle librarian, and Harry is a deaf patron (and adult, for those who dislike cross-gen).



• harry is sold into sexual slavery. snape mentors him. he finds family with the weasleys. some gratuitous insane!hermione as a plot device to avoid mpreg. worth a read through.

Comments

[thesewordselope.livejournal.com]

Actually, I'd really like to hear how Hermione saves the world from mpreg.

[cimness.livejournal.com]

Sorry, can't help you! I really, really emphatically did not read that one.

[brownbetty]

I like how "Harry spends the summer in a whorehouse" isn't even the plot, it's just the plot device that sets up the Harry/Draco schmoopylols.

And I //love// how mpreg is so insidious that it can only be warded off by making Hermione insane.

My most a;lskdjfa;lskj DELICIOUS! remains:

Betty: I'm just in that dumb mood where you go through delicious looking for dumb porn, and "Fascinating AU where Earth is at war, Jensen and Jared are brothers, and after their parents are killed, Jensen joins the Sex Corps to pay for Jared's medical care."
Betty: OH FANDOM
makesmewannadie: O.o
Betty: SEX CORPS
makesmewannadie: THE SEX CORPS
makesmewannadie: <3 fandom 4eva
makesmewannadie: omg never change.
Betty: Just, you know, why waste time coming up with something plausible? Make up a sex corps, and then you don't need an excuse!
makesmewannadie: EZACKAMACKLY.
Betty: Also, I don't know if AU really covers it.

[cimness.livejournal.com]

ahahhahahHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!

The Sex Corps~ on the unbelievability scale that's somewhere beyond secret-rentboy!past... possibly somewhere beyond secret fairy and secret centaur too. I mean. Sex Corps? AWESOME.

[revulo.livejournal.com]

WHAT.