newsflash

[cimorene]

princess cimorene, of lotr rps renown, accidentally spilled nearly half a cup of lukewarm water in her bed this afternoon. the princess, who has on occasion been called 'my sweet' by her majesty wax jism of the faculty even without prompting, is known to have gotten less sleep than strictly desirable in recent weeks. "it's always a good idea to carry mugs right-side up," said cimorene.

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