arashi daily

[cimorene]

it was this episode that made me want a crack au where sho and nino are like the professionals.

except not really, because in the pros you slash them with each other, but this time we would obviously want that romance novel cliché where ohno is some important person under some kind of threat and sho and nino are acting as his bodyguards and. um. and.. sho has to go undercover as a marine? (two crack universes for the price of one!)

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[elfiepike.livejournal.com]

wait--does undercover!sho then go to a gay bar frequented by marines (and jun)? XD

[cimness.livejournal.com]

of course! that's why i said marine!

maybe aiba can be there too. he can be sho's friend. or he can be a flaky bartender.

[elfiepike.livejournal.com]

FLAKY BARTENDER YESSSS. ahahah, can there be an adventure where ohno decides--on nino's suggestion--to try living like a normal, every day person (i assume this means he wears a hat or something) and ends up going into aiba's bar (either not realizing it's a gay-marine bar or something) and chatting with aiba? i think this should happen!

[elfiepike.livejournal.com]

somehow i had made this crack au into the sheikh one, but now i see that it isn't. still, i am all for ohno chatting up bartender!aiba regardless.

[cimness.livejournal.com]

...but i think nino and ohno would be more likely to not want him to go into bars if he's under threat and they're secret agents assigned to cover him temporarily. although maybe he's like dying to go out so nino says as long as they go to an obscureish bar where it's easy to watch him and so this gay bar is one that HE knows and they get there and sho is like *facepalm* YOU ACTUALLY GO HERE?

[elfiepike.livejournal.com]

ahahahahahahah! YES. XD

[cimness.livejournal.com]

and then he ends up chatting guychat with aiba the ditzy bartender, and jun spots nino and comes over to trade barbs and eye ohno, who is really cute, but he stays far enough back that nino's dangerous warning looks do not progress to actually kicking him under the table, and nino can tell he's just being flirty to needle nino. also, ohno is slightly bewildered by he whole thing and neither jun nor nino can tell if he actually notices that jun is halfway (pretending to) hit on him or not.