Eva Longoria hates girlkissing THIS MUCH

[cimorene]

Apparently Teri Hatcher drunk-kissed Eva Longoria and someone else on Desperate Housewives for like, a millisecond that you'd barely notice (on its own, it didn't even make AfterEllen)... unless you were Eva Longoria, who is so loudly homophobic about it that it kind of appears that she doth protest too much. Apparently she's gone on tv twice to complain about it.

I still hate it, it’s really intimate. Even if it is Teri Hatcher, I hate it! It doesn’t matter who, it’s just such a personal invasion, so I find it really difficult.

Yeah, it's really inhumane that actors in a soap opera are asked to pretend to kiss. I'm sure they'd never try to write in any intimacy for her with a guy.

What a revolting bitch.

eta: kessie says that E.L. hates all kissing, not just gay kissing, or at least said she did at one of the interviews.

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[kessie.livejournal.com]

Edit: It turns out that quote was misquoted (http://www.afterellen.com/blog/thelinster/eva-longoria-parkers-terrible-horrible-no-good-very-bad-kiss#comment-796084). She seems to just hate onscreen kissing in all its forms.

Interviewer: "You've said before in the past that you don't like to kiss on screen and when you go back you don't talk to the hubby about it. Has that got easier for you?"

Eva: "No I still hate kissing, I still hate it, I still think it's really intimate. Even if it's Teri Hatcher I hate it. It doesn't matter who, I just think it's such a personal invasion, I find it really difficult."

Still rolling my eyes a little at the whining, but oh well.

[cimness.livejournal.com]

Wacky! But you're right, that is better.

[geeklite.livejournal.com]

Seriously WTF? It's just kissing. Hello! Everyone has mouths.

[saint-sorrows.livejournal.com]

Ugh, fake fake fake.