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cimoreneScenes from this afternoon.
[CIM brings the dog to the riverbank. There's no snow left, just a depressed-looking dead patch of sandy mud strewn with a few pieces of garbage. DUCKS approach immediately.]
PERRY: *sniffs shit*
DUCKS: *swim right up to the bank*
CIM: *watches uneasily*
PERRY: *ignores boring old ducks in favour of re-sniffing the same patch of mud for five solid minutes*
DUCKS: *ducky stare*
CIM: Are you dudes like... tame?
[TWO MORE MALLARDS, as if in answer, drop out of the sky and jet-ski halfway across the river, making straight for her.]
CIM: ...Wacky. Someone's been feeding you bitches!
DUCKS: *bobbing on the waves and drifting slightly closer*
CIM: Perry?
PERRY: *turns to sniffing a different patch of mud*
CIM: Hey... dog... let's get out of here.
[After a few urging motions, PERRY gets the picture, stops sniffing and leads the way back up the steps to the boardwalk.]
ONE MALE MALLARD: *gets out of the water and starts to follow*
[In the background: DUCKS. DUCKS. You think they're cuddly, I think they're sinister...]
Did you ever notice that male mallards have a sort of little curly cowlick on the ass right above their tail? Yup. All of 'em.
Perry doing what he does best: sniffing
[CIM brings the dog to the riverbank. There's no snow left, just a depressed-looking dead patch of sandy mud strewn with a few pieces of garbage. DUCKS approach immediately.]
PERRY: *sniffs shit*
DUCKS: *swim right up to the bank*
CIM: *watches uneasily*
PERRY: *ignores boring old ducks in favour of re-sniffing the same patch of mud for five solid minutes*
DUCKS: *ducky stare*
CIM: Are you dudes like... tame?
[TWO MORE MALLARDS, as if in answer, drop out of the sky and jet-ski halfway across the river, making straight for her.]
CIM: ...Wacky. Someone's been feeding you bitches!
DUCKS: *bobbing on the waves and drifting slightly closer*
CIM: Perry?
PERRY: *turns to sniffing a different patch of mud*
CIM: Hey... dog... let's get out of here.
[After a few urging motions, PERRY gets the picture, stops sniffing and leads the way back up the steps to the boardwalk.]
ONE MALE MALLARD: *gets out of the water and starts to follow*
[In the background: DUCKS. DUCKS. You think they're cuddly, I think they're sinister...]
Did you ever notice that male mallards have a sort of little curly cowlick on the ass right above their tail? Yup. All of 'em.
Perry doing what he does best: sniffing
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