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[cimorene]

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   Notes: This is a major major AU. I call it my drug dealer!Dean AU. (And the ages are messed up, Sam's much much younger than Dean)
   Warnings: Angsty; drugs; prostitution; implicit sex; etc.
   
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   Summary: where a crucial question gets answered: did Castiel come or not? (well, I thought it was a crucial question, anyway)
   
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   Angels with their grace still in tact do it better.
   
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   Disclaimer: not mine. Me owning them would be a bad idea because then they'd be too busy making out to stop the apocalypse, unless they could somehow stop it from bed.
   
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   Pairing: Dean/Castiel's [Castiel's... what?]
   

In non-plebefic news but relatedly - both because I found it at deancastiel and because it involves Dean/Castiel and crack - there's this hilarious YouTube vid of Dean and Castiel to... some kind of disturbing and bizarre internet fancartoon called "Llamas with Hats" about talking murderous anthropomorphic... llamas. Just watch, ok? Sample dialogue: "What is wrong with you?" "Well, I kill people and I eat hands; that's two things."