immortal waycestuous assbaby of plebefic headers

[cimorene]

1. 
   Notes: This is a major major AU. I call it my drug dealer!Dean AU. (And the ages are messed up, Sam's much much younger than Dean)
   Warnings: Angsty; drugs; prostitution; implicit sex; etc.
   
2. 
   Summary: where a crucial question gets answered: did Castiel come or not? (well, I thought it was a crucial question, anyway)
   
3. 
   Angels with their grace still in tact do it better.
   
4. 
   Disclaimer: not mine. Me owning them would be a bad idea because then they'd be too busy making out to stop the apocalypse, unless they could somehow stop it from bed.
   
5. 
   Pairing: Dean/Castiel's [Castiel's... what?]
   

In non-plebefic news but relatedly - both because I found it at deancastiel and because it involves Dean/Castiel and crack - there's this hilarious YouTube vid of Dean and Castiel to... some kind of disturbing and bizarre internet fancartoon called "Llamas with Hats" about talking murderous anthropomorphic... llamas. Just watch, ok? Sample dialogue: "What is wrong with you?" "Well, I kill people and I eat hands; that's two things."

Comments

[bluesbell.livejournal.com]

HAHAHA LLAMAS.

[elegwen.livejournal.com]

"What is wrong with you?" "Well, I kill people and I eat hands; that's two things."

AHAHAHAHA oh Llamas, will you never stop being funny? :)

[brownbetty]

"grace in tact" certainly describes something Dean's missing.

[cimorene]

for REAL.

THANK YOU.

[cobweb_diamond]

Oh my god. I just LOL'd at that vid so much I nearly choked on my own tongue trying to remain quiet. Dignity backfire!

Re: THANK YOU.

[cimorene]

LOLLLLLLLLLL. Um, I mean... ouch. XD

[aeslis]

You make me want to share plebefic header snippets that I see popping up round and about. They're all over the place in Arashi fandom--probably even worse now than when you were a part of it.

END. Sorry for always ending it with the same scene. XD Comments please<3

[cimorene]

do eeeeeeeet!

[aeslis]

I am more likely to comment on your entries than to write posts of my own, however. XD Although maybe if there were a specific community for it, I'd post there.

[cimorene]

Well... you can send them to me and I'll put them in with my posts! I only post when I have five.

[aeslis]

Oh that's easy, man. It's like collecting raindrops on a rainy day.

!: Timeline: Based on the episode when Shuji was isolated by his classmates (episode 8 or 9 I think?) It's kind of semi-AU, since this is like an insert scene in the episode. But seriously, I have no idea what I'm talking about.

!: Warning: Well my usual beta is myself but I doubt it’s helpful. So this is I guess, un-beta’d. I apologize for the errors

!: Summary: Inoo was silent again. Does he know that he's penetrating my heart? (Lol...I can't think of a summary, so I used a quote from the story...lol, I'm so cheap...xD)

!: Summary: Mike take Tomo and Kenta out for dinner, and ehem alcohol? so weeell porn happends 8)
*Notes: INCEST! Do NOT read if you don’t like sweet brotherlove~ <3

!: A/N: Thanks so much for the comments on my last fic! You guys are awesome! I really didn't think I did well on my last fic, so you guys totally made me feel better. :D However, I feel like THIS fic is THE WORST I HAVE EVERY WRITTEN. I'm so disappointed. D: I really wanted to write a fanfic using/basing it off of Morning Musume's "Naichau Kamo" but the lyrics are so hard to make into a story... So that's why I think I failed hardcore on this. D: Well, I hope you guys are still interested in reading... ^^;;; Please enjoy! ^^;;

!: A/N: So it's been a while, guys; hi there! I'm not dead...yet xD
Anyways, please excuse any OOC-ness.


Though on another note, this must read fic was inspired by Just One of the Boys.

[aeslis]

!: Warning: So… I don’t know much about Inocchi’s wedding. Let’s pretend that I do. ^-^ This is also my first remix anything. Sorry.

!: Disclaimer: Like Whoa… I wish.
Summary: So um… Koyama is POOR. Shige is RICH. Toma is NICE. Pi is a bit JEALOUS. They all go to the same SCHOOL. 90210 called, they want their DRAMA back.
A/N: I really like this chapter!! I dunno why, maybe the thought of Pi and Toma… Keh! I can’t even tell you! XD Oh yeah, this is an abrupt change from first to third person. This is because I forgot I was writing in first person, so just… LIVE WITH IT I GUESS. Oh caps lock ftw

!: Summary: Their relationship is dysfunctional. One day, Tatsuya found out that he's pregnant with Ryo's. And the thought of being with Ryo is no longer an option.

!: Rating: R (There's no sex scene, but R just to be safe...)
Summary: Shoon's studying Science in a textbook, but he'd just been interrupted and shown a better way to study, one that gives pleasure: a hands-on experiment...(This is such a dirty summary...lol...but NO there's NO sex scenes)
The Story Link(s): Virginity Reaper
Note: Sorry, for those of you who wants to read sex scenes, but there's NO sex scene...and yes, I know, it's such a dirty title...but there's NO sex scenes!


... So, think there's sex scenes? Maybe? Possibly? Virginity Reaper, oh my god, could there be a worse title.

[cimorene]

OH MY GOD XD AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA *saves*

[cimorene]

Oh hey, that was quite good!

[aeslis]

The story? :) There are sequel bits! The author does have a tendency to make mistakes with tense, that's her one big flaw, but she got all that fixed up in that story at least. I can link you to the rest if you like!

[cimorene]

Nah that's ok, I still have the link to the last one, I can find it easily I'm sure.