So, you know that clip of Misha Collins's guest role on Nip/Tuck where he played a yoga instructor who can curl himself into a pretzel and suck his own dick, so he wanted penis reduction so that he wouldn't be able to give in to his obsession and could have his life back?
(Now you do.)
Anyway, in the scene where the nurses are prepping him for surgery one of the nurses looks at his peen and is all, "NAM? Why would he get that on his peen?" and the other one is like "Maybe he's a vet" and she's all "Duh, he's not old enough to have fought in Nam!" (And then they take pictures with his cock, and the doctor comes in and they mock him for being uptight until he takes pictures with it too, and then the doctor's stalker breaks in wearing scrubs.)
Fandom, I TOTALLY thought they were going to discover that it actually said NOM. That makes no sense (although I guess if he can't sustain a relationship with anyone else he's unlikely to have to answer awkward questions...?), but in my defense I'm... steeped in lolcats all the time.
(It turned out to say NAMASTE, so I guess his peen was slightly more than twice as long as anticipated!)
Not that this really makes sense either, but this merged into NOMaste in my head and Wax's several gratuitous jokes about Misha's purported monstercock. Nomaste: the... zen of self-fellatio?
(Unfortunately I don't seem to have a tag for "crazily random shit".)
(Now you do.)
Anyway, in the scene where the nurses are prepping him for surgery one of the nurses looks at his peen and is all, "NAM? Why would he get that on his peen?" and the other one is like "Maybe he's a vet" and she's all "Duh, he's not old enough to have fought in Nam!" (And then they take pictures with his cock, and the doctor comes in and they mock him for being uptight until he takes pictures with it too, and then the doctor's stalker breaks in wearing scrubs.)
Fandom, I TOTALLY thought they were going to discover that it actually said NOM. That makes no sense (although I guess if he can't sustain a relationship with anyone else he's unlikely to have to answer awkward questions...?), but in my defense I'm... steeped in lolcats all the time.
(It turned out to say NAMASTE, so I guess his peen was slightly more than twice as long as anticipated!)
Not that this really makes sense either, but this merged into NOMaste in my head and Wax's several gratuitous jokes about Misha's purported monstercock. Nomaste: the... zen of self-fellatio?
(Unfortunately I don't seem to have a tag for "crazily random shit".)
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Date: 28 Apr 2009 11:32 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 28 Apr 2009 06:24 pm (UTC)