With a Name Like Plebefic Headers, They Have to Be Good

[cimorene]

People who remember the glory days of bandom a few years ago will possibly have fond memories tickled by these plebefic headers. Bandom plebefic communities are an incredibly fecund source of plebefic headers - I'm not sure why those communities are more hilarious than the ones in most other fandoms, but the many I posted back then were generally the most hilarious ones I've ever seen. (In fact, wax_jism and I both use them for our journal/reading page [sub]titles - "Mikey, don't you realize you're the sugar in my tea?" and "Hours of applying makeup completely ruined by a man with a stuffed parrot" were both among the original batch of summaries.)

Anyway, I went to patrickxpeter yesterday and... yeah. The rate of quotable header content is something like 1 in 5 over there!

1. 
   Authors Notes: Part 7. If no one comments I’ll cry and not post anymore.
   
2. 
   Rating: R for "drug usage"
   
3. 
   Summary - patrick gets out of the shower.
   
4. 
   Summary: Patrick and Pete have been best friends since kindergarten, Patrick finds out Pete's family are vampires, Pete starts to lose control, and Patrick's blood just smells delicious...
   
5. 
   Summary: You, soft and only. You, lost and lonely. You, strange as angels, dancing in the deepest oceans, twisting in the water, you're just like a dream
   

Comments

[bluesbell]

#5 is a terrible misuse of The Cure lyrics.

[flamebyrd]

I was about to say, the Cure lyrics are particularly classy.

[brownbetty]

No. 1 defnitely comes under "threat or promise?"

[cimorene]

The best part is, I'm honestly not sure if it was a joke.

02

[jeeps]

must be pot.

[thefourthvine]

Rating: R for "drug usage"

So, given the use of quotation marks, I am guessing that "drug usage" is a euphemism for, well, something else. Possibly an act of sex or violence? I don't know! I cannot keep up with you kids these days.

[cimorene]

Or something that the author knows some people consider a drug but doesn't consider one herself, like pot or nicotine. (I didn't actually check, though.)