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[cimorene]

1. Jared has a plan so cunning it could outfox a fox that teaches cunning at Cambridge University.
   
2. 
   Jensen's a hairdresser who gets a new customer.
   
3. 
   

   a. Sandy left Jared for Chad and he's suicidal enough that they put him in a mental institution where he meets Jensen, who's insane. Eventually leave together on a mini-road trip.
   
   b. Jared has lost his wife and Jensen has lost his mind. In the end they're both okay, as long as they keep driving. [I love how these two are clearly the same story and equally funny.]

   
   
4. 
   Blaid Discovers sentinels and then travels around world finding and pairing them with guides. Comes back to Cascade and meets Jim. :D
   
5. 
   Sheets can be tricky
   

Comments

[brownbetty]

I… wow. That mental institution one.

Also, Blaid. Best possible interpretation: They mean Blade, the vampire hunter.

[cimorene]

Also, Blaid. Best possible interpretation: They mean Blade, the vampire hunter.

FUSION TIME?

[smilingslightly]

Sheets can be tricky

Dude, sheets are totally tricky. ::hates on sheets:: They're always trying to strangle me in my sleep. And even when they're not being, y'know, murderous, they're always coming off the bed corners and leaving the mattress half bare! I'll have you know this has nothing to do with how I sleep like I'm fighting off a small army, so don't even think that. ::goes to find the kindred spirit who really understands just how tricky sheets can be::

[cimorene]

Your kindred spirit also seems to be anti-sentence-final punctuation, which could make communcation difficult...