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[cimorene]

1. Title: The Beginning Begins at the Beginning [Now that that's cleared up...]



2. Summary: After seeing how lonely their son has gotten, Mr. And Ms. Wentz decide to take matters in their own hands, and take Pete to a mail-order facility for him to pick out his new .... wife.



3. Disclaimer: They're not ours, we're just having a play! [This one gives that warm glow of nostalgia! Remember that summary from summer '06: "The local theater was doing the unthinkable: they were putting on a play"?]



4. Author Notes: Thanks for liking this! I'm writing it really fast. My mind's on fire :P Sorry it FAILS so epically though. [Ouch?]



5. Warnings: I know nothing about giving confession so um… that part is probably wrong. Sorry. [Hey, that's okay. I mean, it's not like anyone really knows about some weird ritual that's only practiced by millions of Catholics around the globe and constantly shown on tv and in the movies all the time, right?]

Comments

[brownbetty]

I like “giving confession.” Like "giving head"!

[icarus]

Ah, nostalgia. I miss mctabby's Summary Executions.