millipede.c:278: oafish error in 'plebefic headers()' - not enough pizzas

[cimorene]

1. Wanings:Ifyou're afraid of pancakes, don't read.
   


2. Dedication: This ones for everyone that enjoys reading this story.
   


3. Author's Note: WARNING: Character death, obviously. But it's in the first chapter so you don't really have to deal with it much.
   


4. Summary:“What the fuck do you mean there’s no one sitting there? Jon and Spencer told you to say that, didn’t they?! I hate those assholes!” Ryan screamed at me.
   


5. Disclaimer: This is a special mega disclaimer for the sake of the title of this fic. THIS IS A FICTION THE TITLE PRUPLE RAIN AS WELL AS THE SONG OF THE SAME NAME BELONG SOULY TO THE ARTIST PRINCE, HIS MUSIC AND LYRICS WERE SIMPLY USED TO INSPIRE MY CREATIVE NERVE AND IN NO WAY EFFECT PRINCE

Comments

[aeslis]

Re #4: The word 'screamed' should just be eliminated from fanfic altogether. People abuse that poor word so much.

[naukhel]

These are some of the best so far. I especially like number 2, and number 4 for the sheer power with which it's trying to convince me to read the fic.

[smilingslightly]

THE TITLE PRUPLE RAIN

::twitch::

[cobweb_diamond]

1. Man, they so often forget to include the all-important pancake warning.

[torachan]

How does one effect Prince, anyway?

[aethel]

PANCAKES, oh my god! I'd better stay away from that one.
*is afraid*

[arch]

Late to the party, but *coughs* as a kid I was terrified by that one episode of Star Trek: TOS when Spock gets attacked by flying pancakes. So... um, yeah.

Also I just subscribed to your LJ because (a) I've seen you around in Mammothfail discussions, in a good way, and (b) you've been posting about both Star Trek and Georgette Heyer. Awesome.

[cimorene]

Those looked more like sunny-side-up eggs than pancakes, to me. Although you'd still be safe in a general warning for breakfast food...