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[cimorene]

1. SUMMARY: Pete gets captured by…something.



2. Warnings: Mythical creatures, blowjobs, sex and language.



3. Author Notes: I really don't like this, but I wanted to write something and I was reading an abuse fic and I just wrote this really fast.



4. Author's Note : Gerard's middle name is Arthur. Very unfortunate for him.



5. A/N: So, I wrote this about a year ago, entered it into a Scholarship contest, and, since I didn't get anything, I can publish this freely. It's been re-worked to include bandom (it might just have been wittier and funnier with the footnotes from the original, but they were incompadible with the internets, so they were edited out).

Comments

[cimorene]

I've thought about doing that a lot - I have a huge supply of them now. I don't have the, like, PR abilities to run a challenge-fest thing, though.

[thefourthvine]

Do it do it do it do it do it! And I have no idea what PR abilities are required, but you could recruit someone with them, surely? It's a noble cause!

[cimorene]

I don't have the skills (or drive) for the recruitment part, either, I'm afraid. I have the kind of personality that kills can-do spirit and community feeling in a small radius around me! It will not be unless I someday happen across a plausible ally.