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[cimorene]

1. POV: Right now, third person omniscent. This is similar to the all seeing, all knowing (basically omnipotent) narrator. If I write from the character's point of view it will be labeled. [Is my favorite part that "all knowing" is helpfully defined as "omnipotent", or the fact that she explained what "third person omniscient" means, or the fact that her answer to "POV" was the type instead of the character? Even I don't know!]



2. Author Notes: Just a little standalone I wrote. I already posted this on my lj, but as an original standalone that was called 'The Best Kiss Of Her Life'. But since one person read that, I figured I'd just change it into a Ryden standalone =) Hope you like it =D



3. Author's Note: Not Beta-ed. Short little Ficlet phobia. [I think I actually have Short Little Ficlet Phobia. Quick, someone with a classical education: what's that in Latin?]



4. Disclaimer: not true. If it happens, I might have to castrate someone.



5. This is losely based off of the movie Dirty Dancing. But only because I borrow some scenes from it. [Not because, like, the title or the characters' names were the same. Nothing IMPORTANT.]