"You could post yourself to failblog today."

[cimorene]

1. I forgot to eat breakfast and to take my medicine, then



2. hit Wax by accident with almost everything I picked up, including dropping a plank on her head and another one on her foot.



3. I got the power sander switch stuck to on and couldn't find the button to turn it off, panicked and couldn't decide where to put it down while I unplugged it, then



4. rushed down the stairs from the attic to find Wax or her mom to look at it, and managed to trip and fall on my ass and bump down the stairs.



5. I ran into the kitchen, and discovered they had moved the furniture so the table was perpendicular to its former position. This distressed me so that in my flailing, I failed to sit down, and



6. when removing my earplugs managed to drop one and couldn't find it, even though it had fallen inside my safety goggles.



7. Due to the unexpected rain, and the fact that I was wearing sparkly gold ballet flats, Wax's mom loaned me a pair of fuzzy-lined Crocs for the trip home, but in trying to scramble up the hill to the car, I slipped and lost both shoes and got my sock soaked, muddy, and coated with pine needles.

And that is how I came to for the first time ever wear Crocs in public. (Fortunately, there weren't many people around.)

Comments

[mecurtin]

It's cruel of me, so cruel, but I just can't stop laughing.

I hope you feel better now.

[cimorene]

Actually Wax and I laughed till we cried (and almost got run over because we were crossing the street at the time) when I suddenly realized I was wearing the Crocs and there were cars and people around. XD