"not only show him, but do it with him."

[cimorene]

I am tagging badfic quotes on Twitter as I read them with #ficspelunking. Ex:

And now Illya was going to show him how men had sex with each other. Napoleon's heart hammered in his chest. Not only show him, but do it with him.

That's right: no more of those tiresome stick figure diagrams, or worse, action figures.