Don't break the ice at parties with me! Not with that dreadful plebefic header! Use the squid!

[cimorene]

1. Disclaimer: Do you even need to ask?



2. Summary: They've been friends forever. But occasionally; his heart starts to race whenever he sees him. But why? It wasn’t ALL the time -- and heck; he's 110% sure he's straight. However, something is telling him that he feels more than friendship whenever he appears. Why? How come? He'll figure out sooner or later. Because maybe -- just maybe-- it's l o v e . ©



3. Summary: When a human stepped in Elf's word (horrible summary sorry >_<)



4. Summary: Death doesn't always mean goodbye. DS's do not exist in heaven. Throw in some love and butt swaying and you get this fanfic. (I know sucky and stupid summary :P)



5. [Summary] Lips are such inconsequential looking things. Two puffs of skin surrounding an opening in the face. They have no mind of their own, and despite the large number of muscles in and around them, very little physical ability to hold weight

#s 1-4 ♣ aeslis

Comments

[kmazzy]

omg no. 3 is AWESOME. also no. 5 wtf?

[cimorene]

LOL XD yeah. YOUR SUMMARY ISN'T EVEN A SENTENCE!

[torachan]

#5 Ew? D:

[cimorene]

Just imagine if they DID have a mind of their own though.

[telesilla]

Dear 3 and 4, yes, your summaries suck. Calling attention to them just...well, calls attention to them. No Love, Me.

Dear 5, HUH?! No Love, Me

[cimorene]

Hanging a Lampshade Over Your Sucky Summary seems to be the new done thing in plebe circles!

[telesilla]

*eyes you warily* Oh no, I know better than to click on a TV Trope link at 5am.

But yeah, I've seen it in author's notes about how the story itself sucks, but to actually admit that your summary sucks is kinda special.

[thefourthvine]

Thanks to 5, I may NEVER KISS AGAIN.

[cimorene]

But just consider how much worse it would be if they DID have minds of their own!

[jain]

Haha, that's just what I was thinking when I read that. So gross!