plebefic headers: if you see any mistakes try your hardest to ignore it. It's not as bad as it seems

[cimorene]

1. Notes: . Loreena McKennitt has been an influence in writing this. Her music really helped set the mood I was going for, I think, even if it's not exactly gritty sounding music. [Is this badthor talking smack about Loreena? What do you mean, not gritty? D: Illusions: crushed.]



2. Disclaimer: Bogus, Baloney & Hooey! Nothing’s true...Nada, Zilch. I don’t even know where this crap comes from except it usually involves a song.



3. Summary: Frank is having the kind of day where everything (+ a little more) is going wrong.



4. Disclaimer:This never happened!(sadly) I do not own these beautiful, talented men, but IF I did I would totally make them reenact this against their will.(can I get sued for saying that? LOL)
   A/N:There will be sequel to this... If you want ;)
   A/N2:Oh and btw, I typed this up in three hours(yeah, I'm slow) It's like three 3am here, so if you see any mistakes try your hardest to ignore it. It's not as bad as it seems.



5. Summary: After accidentally admitting to being a bisexual to the majority of the team, Sam finds himself the target of lustful fulfillment. [No! NOT LUSTFUL FULFILLMENT!]

Comments

[mecurtin]

jmtorres actual found the best badfic line of the day:

Neal's dick is spinning in circles between the two of them, a compass point between two equal magnetic compulsions.

Duuuuude, the *image*.

[cimorene]

WHAT.

I can't even figure out what they were TRYING to say!

[mecurtin]

I'm guessing it's a threesome, and Neal's dick can't make up his mind.

[cimorene]

And yet it sounds so very, very wrong. D:

[laughingrat]

That shit ain't right!

[laughingrat]

I think we could all use a little lustful fulfillment.