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[cimorene]

okay. maybe i can. at least, i think i'm done freaking. my dad is really not very good at cheering me up, but he was trying awfully hard. in the end i had to cheer myself. should live closer to hollsk. she's quite good at it.

i wish it would storm some more--storms are pretty.

also, someone slap my wrist? am considering using the sympathy i got from my little depressive explosion to get someone to drive to the video store to do my errands with me. the thing is, i'm sure it would succeed.

princess all the way, baby. just not sure if that's a good thing. you know, when i was little i never thought that i was spoiled? it's just in the last year that i've realized i am. terribly, horribly, no-good, very bad... ::ahem::

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[kwirbx.livejournal.com]

::raises hand:: pick me pick me!!!!!!

[hollsh.livejournal.com]

(I'm only using this icon because it made you laugh before)

I cheer you up because you deserve to be cheery, you're such a peach.

Sally: I'll torture Squirrelmir if that will make it better.
Pippin: What if it doesnt?
Sally: Then I'll have to think of more amusing ways.
Merry: I dont think anyone can not laugh when Squirrelmir's in pain.
Squirrelmir: MMMPH!! *choking on the glue and pacifier*
Psy: Hey Sally, check this out! *picks Squirrelmir up by the tail with a big magnet*
Merry: Look at that, you DID use enough staples to make him magnetic!
Sally: Well I'd hope so, I emptied out a whole stapler on him
Pippin: Why did you do that?
Sally: Who can tell, I had office supplies I stole from Holls work-
Holls: HEY!
Sally: -and I decided to use them on Squirrelmir.
Merry: Is that why his ears are pierced with paper clips?
Sally: Yep!
Pippin: Can I finish drawing on his makeup with the highlighters?
Sally: Go nuts. *hands him a pink and an orange highlighter*
Holls: I better not get busted for this
Psy: Its for a good cause *sticks a Clearance sticker to Squirrelmirs forehead*
Merry: I think this packing tape would make good stockings for him
Sally: I'd be perfect, confining AND it would tear his fur off when we remove it!
Pippin: There's your eyeliner Ms. Squirrelmir, now for your blush....
Squirrelmir: MMMMMMM!!!!
Sally: Use the whiteout as a concealer.
Holls: He looks like a sick, sad clown....
Sally: Then my job is done!

[cimness.livejournal.com]

the fact that i find this funny is TOO disturbing.

muahahahaha.

::rolls on the floor::