delicious summaries of the day

[cimorene]

1. Kirk gives birth to McCoy's baby, but the baby won't take to the breast. Bones help Kirk relieve the pressure by drinking the milk himself



2. When Leonard McCoy moved out to California to work with his idol, the last thing he expected was to get caught in the middle of a decade long mafia war. [Too bad for him his idol was Jimmy Hoffa.]



3. What is a hammer without a forge? The same as a Trickster without a second chance. [So a Trickster without a second chance is quite useful for carpentry, breaking things, busting kneecaps and sundry other things then? Sounds about right. Except maybe the carpentry...]



4. frank is a schoolteacher and teachs g daughetr



5. Lestrade had a hard's day at work

Comments

[brownbetty]

That first one

I can't even.

[chalcopyrite]

This shot's almost too cheap to take, but wow I hope Frank isn't trying to teach grammar and spelling.

[pensnest]

1. Kirk gives birth to McCoy's baby, but the baby won't take to the breast. Bones help Kirk relieve the pressure by drinking the milk himself

What? What?

What?*



*exact transcription of my reaction

[thefourthvine]

You know, it's rare that I actually recoil from written words, but that first one sure made me do just exactly that. Really, that - let's just call it a thing, okay? - deserved its own post; I can't even remember what the other four were, because my brain is still running in circles and shrieking.

[phosfate]

Lestrade's is nighting like a dog.

[phosfate]

Also, your reporting #1 is directly responsible for this:

http://benedict.dreamwidth.org/56536.html

[cimorene]

I... I feel so proud! *tear*