bad kinkmeme prompts for today! warning: gross reference to noncon, typical anti-wife misogyny

[cimorene]

I've had a conversation in the comments before when I put a warning in the subject line and someone said she wasn't entirely sure I was serious, so let me underline: I'm really serious about the warning! If I say it's gross, it skeeved me out in a lasting fashion. Obviously it didn't, like, make me vomit or anything, because then I wouldn't post it. I'm not that dedicated to sharing the pain. But yeah, your brain might require bleach. And if you're triggered by non-con, I wouldn't read it even though it's not graphic.

1. Jesse is on Zoloft, an antidepressant that has some side-effects. decreased sex drive, impotence, or difficulty having an orgasm :) [It's the emoticon that makes it, isn't it?]



2. Come on, Sean's every expression just screamed rape!face, and I'm dying to see how Eduardo handles Mark after he's been broken like a wild foal.



3. So it turns out that one of the 'spell' books on set isn't just a prop. Jensen reading it out loud while bored during a break in shooting activates a spell that literally ties him and Misha together.



4. Est. Mystrade but Lestrade has a one night stand with Sherlock. Sherlock and Greg wake up to find that Mycroft has kidnapped them! Run with it. Crack, porn, dark!Mycroft.



5. Jensen/Misha- (AU where Misha isn't married) Misha gets Jensen drunk and the Texan admits that he married Danneel because he knew he'd never have a shot with Misha. This both angers Misha and makes him happy, because he's been attracted to Jensen for quite some time, but now they have the problem of Danneel to deal with.

Comments

[foursweatervests]

These are a *great* batch. And I love your "I'm really serious this time!" You sound like me in a class full of misbehaving 12-year-olds. (Thanks, btw. The warning was appreciated.)

Re: no. 5 - Clearly they have to kill her! But wherever will they hide the body?

Re: no. 1 - LOVE the emoticon. Those should come pre-printed on every warnings section of medication information.

[cimorene]

They use more :)s in warnings than you'd think - in plebefic headers that is. So far as I know, they have not made significant inroads on the prescription medication market.

[foursweatervests]

It's bound to happen at one point or another. I'll keep my eyes peeled!

[thefourthvine]

Jesse is on Zoloft, an antidepressant that has some side-effects. decreased sex drive, impotence, or difficulty having an orgasm :) [It's the emoticon that makes it, isn't it?]

Because I am Really Unwell, my reading comprehension is at a low ebb. Which is probably why I initially read this as saying that Jesus is on Zoloft. And I thought, wow, someone wrote Bible fan fiction in which Jesus is on an anti-depressant? I - I think I might read that, actually.

Now I am disappointed. WHERE IS MY SSRI JESUS STORY?

[cimorene]

I think Jesus needed more than an SSRI. Didn't he hear voices?