plebefic headers: Here, read this.

[cimorene]

1. Author's Notes: Here, read this.


2. [warnings:] not very realistic or safe tattooing practices


3. Summary: Misha is a sheppherd weredog living more or less happily with his human owners in a farm and winning sheppherds competitions. Jared and Jensen are the Alpha couple of a werewolf pack living in the reservation nearby. What happens when they meet on the pack's territory?
   Warning/kinks: Werewolf fic and all that it implies: knot and possible wolf/human.


4. [Disclaimer] Adam owns Tommy, Tommy owns Adam, and everyone else owns everyone else as well. [It's stupid enough about fictional characters, let alone about real people who are both dating other people.]


5. Contains: wallsex, nonpenetrative sex

♥ phosfate #5

Comments

[telesilla]

I kind of like #1. Short and to the point.

[thefourthvine]

#3: I had no idea that knotting and wolf/human were implied by werewolf fic. I have learned something! Something kind of alarming, given that I am writing my own werewolf fic and will be including neither. I will be letting my readers down, apparently, should it get to that point.

#5: Are the wallsex and the non-penetrative sex both happening at the same time? IS THE WALLSEX SEX WITH A WALL? People never answer the important questions in their headers.

[brownbetty]

Maybe wallsex is a synonym for gloryholes?

[cimorene]

That brings a whole new angle to so many things that I've read.

[brownbetty]

I don't know what to think of “sheppherd weredog.” I mean, does he turn into a sheppherd when the moon is full? Because it sort of sounds like he does.

[cimorene]

That was what I got out of it too. ...Yeah.

[brownbetty]

Because, and obviously I have thought about this way too much, if they meant he was an alsation, aka German Shepherd, they should have said that, and if they meant he was a sheep-dog, aka dog that works sheep, they should have said that.

Maybe they were worried about it sounding like he was a were-German, or a were-sheep. I admit, it does open up some potential for misunderstanding.

[cimorene]

WERE SHEEP

[icarus]

LOL! Wallsex! That explains how those town houses keep appearing all over the place.

[cimorene]

ZING