plebefic headers: slight cannibalism

[cimorene]

1. You know the drill: I have no beta, I have no Brit-picker, I am a terrible person.


2. Genre: fluff (I think it's pretty fluff)


3. Summary: I've not seen the show past 'The Great Game'; this is all absolutely incorrect twaddle and I know it, especially when it comes to canon events and the whole Sherlockian universe. It's also influenced (I'm certain) by the three hundred odd fanfics I've just devoured. So...it's probably fairly awful and riddled with mistakes and of course it's not beta'd because I don't have a beta for this fandom. What it is, though, is the first gush of words for the next binge and you'll forgive me for wishing to share them....I hope. Carry on, then. Try not to flame me too badly:>


4. Summary – Sherlock’s invested in some proper massage oil.


5. Warnings: Slight cannibalism, BDSM, and voyeurism

♥ basingstoke: #3 and phosfate: #4-5

Comments

[brownbetty]

I once knew a girl whose family was so straightedge (although this was before it was straightedge, so they were just kind of... conservative? Or something) that they didn't say "fart" and instead said "fluff."

Which pleases me, re: no. 2.

[cimorene]

Very Statesian/Midwestern (or Southern) and bougie (if that's how you spell the short version). Even my mom's blue-collar family makes some use of curse-word-replacements but it's RAMPANT in Alabama. I had a friend in 5th grade who got spanked for saying "crap".

[brownbetty]

I'm actually a little uncertain where she was from, sine I knew her in college, but definitely the Bible Belt.

[basingstoke]

Very mild. Just some earlobes and maybe a little arm nibbling.