living with Russel Crowe

[cimorene]

The Kenwood stand mixer lives on the counter, but the silicone pad for under its bowl was found on the hallway floor with kitty (i.e. Russel Crowe) teethmarks this morning and must now be kept in the cabinets. (He loves rubber and all the rubber bands must be kept locked up as a result. Also random objects are found in the dog's water dish typically several mornings each week.)

Every time he's unprecedentedly dickish we both have to pick him up, hold him upside down, squeeze him and kiss his furry little face a lot. I'd worry about reinforcing his mischief if I didn't know that cats couldn't give less of a shit what you think about their behavior.

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[laughingrat]

Oh my god, that is just like when Alice kisses the black kitten to let it know that it is in disgrace. <3

[cimorene]

It's because his little expression is just so blithe and cool about it all. He sort of has The Dude's approach to life. So it's like "OH MY GOD I just CAN'T BELIEVE how bad you are it's hilarious ahhh you're so furry!"