the quintessentialest plebefic header? : "sorry that this snowballed into something ridiculous"

[cimorene]

1. Notes: I'm sorry that this snowballed into something ridiculous.


2. [Summary] Thorin and Thranduil attempt a diplomatic discussion, but some hatred can't be conveyed in mere words. Hatesex and lore. [I've seen bursting into song because you can't express your feelings, and I've even seen sex for that purpose, just... usually not when the feeling in question is hate...]


3. [Pairing] Éomer/Gríma Wormtongue
   Summary: A playing with the plot. Grima leaves Saruman's service before the battle of Pelennor fields and meets up with the Rohirrim. The usual 'must prove that he is a somewhat vaguely better man than he was before' begins. There are some heroics, some musings, some temptations (of all sorts), and lots of purple prose.
   Words: 38,573 Chapters: 10/?


4. Notes: Playing fast and loose with the original plot, I know. if it helps, just imagine it is an AU were the plot serves the porn ;-)


5. It’s not the adventure or being “unsociable” that made Bilbo a less than respectable hobbit to the others in the Shire, but rather two dwarves fucking on his ‘roof’. [Well, that would certainly do it.]