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  1. [tags]female oc - Freeform
    Fili and Kili had been my childhood friends in Ered Luin. As a half dwarf it was good to have them...
    Things changed... our relationship became much more than that.
    Fili and Kili approached me with their relationship, wanted to include me.
    Then our love was found, and an ancient law changed things forever.. [Apparently there are areas of fanfiction.net where the term 'OFC' is not known...]

  2. John Watson was a Shire, born and bred, but he was really quite terrible at it.

  3. [tags] Fíli/Original Female Character
    Her name is Kayleigh Gallagher. She is here to fuck shit up.

  4. [tags] Thorin Oakenshield/Original Female Character
    Thorin, working as a smith in the lands of men, is educated by a woman he hardly knows. And by 'educated' I mean 'gratuitous cunnilingus'. Smut snippet written for a livewrite prompt.

  5. [kinkmeme prompt]"So in LOTR, when we see the bodies of the dwarves in Moria, they're basically skeletons with beards. The beards didn't fall away or decompose. So maybe dwarf hair isn't like human hair, maybe it's a little closer to bone. It would explain why it's such a big deal for dwarves to cut their hair, and it would lend another layer to why Gimli was so awestruck that Galadriel would give him three of her hairs.
    Basically a 5x story about the racial/social significance of dwarf hair.
    + if slowly trimming a dwarf's beard is a kind of torture/corporal punishment
    ++ if giving your lover a lock of your hair is very melodramatic way of declaring your love, (like cutting open you palm to mix blood - OMG! stop it! Just give him/her a ring you weirdo!) [...and areas of the kinkmeme where the phenomenon of mummification is completely unheard of]

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Date: 19 Feb 2013 03:57 pm (UTC)
laughingrat: A detail of leaping rats from an original movie poster for the first film of Nosferatu (Default)
From: [personal profile] laughingrat
Look, we need to be easy on Watson. It's tough being a whole village, you know?

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Date: 19 Feb 2013 10:34 pm (UTC)
krait: a sea snake (krait) swimming (Default)
From: [personal profile] krait
I thought he was a draft animal!

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Date: 20 Feb 2013 12:04 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] brownbetty
I was coming here to express my hope that it was as story about John being a pony.

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Date: 20 Feb 2013 04:41 pm (UTC)
laughingrat: A detail of leaping rats from an original movie poster for the first film of Nosferatu (Default)
From: [personal profile] laughingrat
I kept screeching a little every time I came back to this comment, but had nothing clever to add, alas. But I did screech with merriment!

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Date: 20 Feb 2013 08:53 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] torachan
I laughed out loud at the second one. XD

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