header spelunking: healing the riff

[cimorene]

1. Mycroloft had to do something to stop his brother from destructing the earth. And so, he sent him their best slave, Johnbo.


2. Rated M since I can't promise it won't go that way in the future (... yeah, it probably will:) ). Also not sure if I can change the rating later... :)


3. Even if Thorin lives, Bilbo does not truly know if the riff between them can be healed.


4. (an RP that has turned into a story. Thank you [Fan X] and [Fan Z] if it wasn't for you two this wouldn't be here. So you can view that as something good or bad)


5. [tags] bottom!Derek, Don't like Don't read, like seriously, don't read if you don't like bottom!derek, because that's all this is, derek getting it in the ass, from stiles, One Shot
   
   Summary: Derek propositions Stiles.
   I'll warn you again.
   This is Derek Hale. Getting a penis. In his ass. As in Stiles' penis. In his ass.
   If you don't like the idea of Stiles' penis in Derek's ass.
   Then don't read.
   Simple enough really isn't it?

#5 ♥ jain

Comments

[starfish]

I'm pretty sure Mycroloft was one of the features of the down comforter I just bought ...

[pocketmouse]

I thought it was the software on the computers at work.

[laughingrat]

They never could heal that riff; that particular song had to be replaced at the last minute for the album release, although hardcore fans are trading bootlegs of the early recording sessions.

[cimorene]

And then on messageboards you'll have people insisting no true fan likes the riffless one...

[torachan]

The first one has to be deliberate badfic. Mycroloft? Destructing the earth? Johnbo!?

[cimorene]

Well, it COULD be, but from the rest of the header and the first couple of paragraphs, it did seem to be in earnest to me. Call it incredibly skillful trolling in that case!

[basingstoke]

It's a Hobbit xover, you see.

Johnbo.

[krait]

Well, that last couple of summaries sure brings back memories. I do not miss my days in fandoms where 'whose anus is the penis in" defines "bottoming"; even less do I miss my days in fandoms where "who bottoms?" is a divisive conflict in the fanbase.

Teen Wolf author(s): I am not in your fandom, and you're making me glad about that.

Unrelatedly: Summary #2 earns bonus points for 'ratio of emoticons to sentences is 1:1' and also for 'enclosing an emoticon within an parenthesis'! *amused*

[phosfate]

What I want to know is, does Derek get a penis in his ass? And if so, whose?