It's catching
8 Mar 2013 01:57 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
cimoreneFor reasons that don't need exploring at this juncture I've decided that Kevin/Tom is my not-too-serious This Old House rpf otp. Yesterday:
I also think it would be great if the porn parody of this show had them explaining and narrating gay sex the same way they do house-fixing and she helped me come up with a lot of example dialogue for this idea. ("This, Kevin, is Astroglide." "Okay, and this is a lubricant?" "That's correct. And what I'm gonna do is, I'm gonna just pour it all over these fingers." "And where do these guys go?")
ROGER: Who knew Tom knew how to dance like that?
KEVIN: Who WANTED to know Tom knew how to dance like that?
I also think it would be great if the porn parody of this show had them explaining and narrating gay sex the same way they do house-fixing and she helped me come up with a lot of example dialogue for this idea. ("This, Kevin, is Astroglide." "Okay, and this is a lubricant?" "That's correct. And what I'm gonna do is, I'm gonna just pour it all over these fingers." "And where do these guys go?")
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Date: 8 Mar 2013 02:37 pm (UTC)that is *priceless*.
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Date: 9 Mar 2013 12:51 pm (UTC)