header spelunking: Thorin is basically Batman

[cimorene]

1. Bilbo's life is one of comfort. But how long will it last when Gandalf has pegged him? [My thoughts on this prompt, in order of appearance, were: 1. I don't see any reason his comfort shouldn't continue assuming Gandalf used plenty of lube and everything 2. This is kinkier than what one usually sees in this fandom, somehow. Maybe it's just the inclusion of Gandalf that makes it seem extra kinky. 3. Implies a potentially controversial stance on Gandalf's penis?]


2. [tags] This couldn't be any shorter, yeah - Freeform, okay, here
   This shouldn't even count as an upload. I was working from a random prompt and then it turned into this and it's very vague but yeah - first upload! :)[...] So I hope you enjoy the 3 seconds it takes you to read this ^^
   Words: 108


3. In which the reader becomes the fifteenth member of the company, after saving Kíli’s life during the escape from the goblins’ caves. A subtle something begins to grow between the reader and said Dwarf, something that will lead them down an unexpected path together.


4. Thorin is basically Batman.
   Bilbo is basically done with this.


5. First attempt in English! Forgive me for all the mistakes! ç_ç what a shame... ç_ç [Personally,I'm willing to forgive on the strength of your emojis alone...]

Comments

[starfish]

Thorin is basically Batman.
Bilbo is basically done with this.

I would actually read this.

[brownbetty]

I have done. It's crackfic, and a decent specimen of the genre?

[brownbetty]

Re: no. 1: wow. Yes, a lot going on in that prompt.