cimorene

2016

January - "The Leafs are Actually Good" - Jeff Veillette

February - "We're Team Tiny Mustache" - me on the facial floof stylings of our bunny, Chief Inspector Japp
"We have wonderful mosses and lichens" - This Old House

March - "Remembering the bees" - Twitter meme on Pittsburgh Penguins NHL hockey player Conor Sheary
"Stuff like this never happens to Matt Murray" - me about my clumsiness

April - "Ohjelma tuntuu toimivan hitaasti" - Viaplay Finland

May - "I'm sorry but honestly this is some pretty entry-level analysis" - Tumblr
SEXIG & PROBLEMTYNGD - we can't remember but it perfectly describes Captain Flint

June - "Go back to Alberta!" - us at extremely Alberta-sounding hockey names

July - "Fuck George Lucas, Carol" - me on the death of the author
"Nevermind I just cried" - Tumblr on emotional disengagement

August - "Vigotskotsky for Swedes" - me, misspelling folk musicians in calligraphy practice

September - "I'm WILDLY aware!" - Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency
"It's hilarious that thousands of horses have no idea that they're cops." -Twitter

October - "Not when seven people end up dead." - Reddit????

November - "Thanks, I hate it" - Tumblr /"Grazie, lo detesto" - Tumblr

December - "Just kidding I will stab his horse" - Chuck Tingle on The Godfather

Who knows - maybe next year I'll remember to write down context for the ones that I later forget.