why can't medications have useful side effects?

[cimorene]

like instead of getting sleepy or nauseated or retaining salt, you could become maniacially happy, or you could get so it was impossible to annoy you, or better yet, it would erase from your mind all the things you want to forget about.

don't you hate when you're angry about something, and you don't WANT to be angry about it because it would be so much easier if you weren't but you can't stop.

maybe if i sleep some more.

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[mpoetess.livejournal.com]

WARNING - This medication may cause unfamiliar mental clarity, increased physical energy, a false sense that the universe is at heart a good place and all people should be more tolerant of others, and random spontaneous orgasms.


*searches drugstore shelves*

[cimness.livejournal.com]

well, a girl can dream!

[giglet.livejournal.com]

Prozac, hon.