fic headers for some extremely wild AUs because that's what we'd all like to be in

[cimorene]

1. All of the people are in the same university. Most of them are freshmen. Sherlock, John, Greg, Molly and Jim major in Criminology. Mary and Irene have a different major, which is Psychology. Mycroft is a senior, he works in the Student Council and studies Political Science. Oh, and Eurus is still in high school.
   
   John recently formed a group chat for the gang to "discuss projects", but they are having way too much fun.



2. Greg Lestrade Fencing Teenlock
   
   Summary A simple summer job was what Greg needed to move on after he lost the only home he ever knew, but his life was never going to be that easy.
   
   Words: 3,334



3. Mycroft has a magical shop Greg is desperate Sick Child suicide of a original character trigger warning Greg and Mycroft became friends and the more Friends to Lovers strong bond it was written Anchients Mycroft is a but anxious Dating is hard after centuries even more Fluff Mycroft Helps Secrets Heart Break mycroft is a badass Magic Magic Is Everywhere fear of hearbreak breaking up Hurt/Comfort Emotional Hurt Angst Domestic Fluff Getting Back Together everything has it's price Heart Ghosts Happy Ending
   
   Mycroft runs a magical shop, but you can't pay him in money. Instead he'll trade you what you want in exchange for your memories, your abilities, even your life. Greg finds him in the time of need and trades Mycroft his heart for his help.



4. Virtual Assistant mystrade Inspired by Max Headroom
   
   Summary Although he doesn't want one, Mycroft Holmes is required to use a virtual assistant. How convenient that his is a gorgeous, cheeky, silver-haired man.



5. Genderswap Tea Fem!Everybody Mermaids Silly Captain!Sherlock mermaid!John Squid!Stamford Card Games Tattoos Falling In Love Music Reference to Suicide (Lestrade) Inspired by Art Dream Sex Cunnilingus Brief Reference to Bondage Questionable Marine Biology
   
   Summary The Science of Deduction is the fastest tea clipper in the business, sailing with the precious Black Dragon Pearl tea from China to London in a record 100 days. What happens when her mutinous crew toss her Captain overboard, right into the arms of a mermaid bored with luring sailors to their deaths?
   
   All genderswapped, except for Squid!Stamford.