He's a hate-fuelled overambitious astronaut haunted by an iconic dead American confidante. She's a s

[cimorene]

He's an immortal crooked barbarian who knows the secret of the alien invasion. She's a bloodthirsty belly-dancing soap star with the soul of a mighty warrior. They fight crime!
He's an ungodly small-town vagrant searching for his wife's true killer. She's an artistic cat-loving stripper looking for love in all the wrong places. They fight crime!

He's a scarfaced drug-addicted librarian with a winning smile and a way with the ladies. She's a warm-hearted winged politician with a birthmark shaped like Liberty's torch. They fight crime!

Click here: They Fight Crime!

ahahahahaha. just. just GO. endless amusement. HEE!

Comments

[likeahiphopsong.livejournal.com]

Heh. My email sig line, courtesy of Spikeless and inspired by the "they fight crime" site:

He's a southern boy with a "cocky" attitude and hips that are illegal in thirty-five states. He's a short, sarcastic elf who was forced into this dimension to wreak havoc in the fashion world. They're in love!

Hee. Fun.

[cimness.livejournal.com]

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

yay!

[elfiepike.livejournal.com]

mua ha ha. endless amusement indeed.